Get Some Support

Q. What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

A. We'd better get some support, otherwise they'll think we're nuts.

Bar Jokes

 

* So, two guys walked into a bar. Which is really pretty silly, since you'd think that the second guy would have ducked.

* So a three-legged dog walked into a bar, and announced, "I'm looking for the guy that shot my Dad".   ...no, wait... 

 

* A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?" 

 

* A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch. Bartender can't help but notice, but doesn't want to be rude.
After the crowd thins out the bartender says, "Sir, I can't but notice that you have a steering wheel on your crotch. Why?"
And the pirate replied heartily, "Arrrr! Drives me nuts!" 

Lane Closed

Hey kids - want to stop and get a....

... Wait, what?

President Bush at the Olympics

 

Michael Phelps first baby picture

 

Why Do Men Get Excited When She's Wearing Leather?

When a woman wears a leather dress,
A man's heart beats quicker,
his throat gets dry,
he goes weak at the knees,
and he begins to think irrationally.


Ever wondered why?








Because she smells like a new car......

Budget Cuts

Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office. 

 
When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.

Without hesitating, he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."