Wrong Joke

A traveling salesman's car breaks down, and he walks over to a nearby farm.

 

He knocks on the door and the farmer appears. "Excuse me sir, but my car broke down about a mile down the road, and I was wondering if you had a place I could stay, just until morning, and I....."

 

The farmer says, "Well, I can let you sleep in the barn, but you'll have to sleep with my two sons...."

 

The salesman says, "Sons?! I must be in the wrong joke!"

Beer Lover

 

Extra Spicy

 

Safety Concern

 

Romantic Husband

 

Beer Opening 2

 

Beer Opening

 

Lady Sitters

 

Tiger Shark

 

Inviting Restaurants?

 

Patent No. 6,293,874

 

Santa Arrives

A Little Austrian Town ...

Are the residents called Fuckers?
 
What are the mothers called?
 
What would you be learning at the Fucking High School ?
 
Does the Fucking Hospital help you with anything else?
 
If your friend came from another town, he wouldn't be your Fucking friend.
  

 
Pronounced 'fooking' 

 
The little hamlet of Fucking is named after the man who founded the village in the 6th century. 

 
His name? Focko.

Picture Wisdom

A True Friend

 

Inappropriate Humour

 

Scientific Reporting

 

The Burning Question...

Surgeons

Five surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on. 

 
The first surgeon says: I like to see accountants on my operating table because when I open them up, everything inside is numbered.

The second responds: Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded.

The third surgeon says: No, I really think librarians are the best.  Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.

The fourth surgeon chimes in: You know, I like construction workers.  Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: You're all wrong ----- Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the butt are interchangeable.   

WTF...?