Friday, February 26, 2010

Wrong Joke

A traveling salesman's car breaks down, and he walks over to a nearby farm.
He knocks on the door and the farmer appears. "Excuse me sir, but my car broke down about a mile down the road, and I was wondering if you had a place I could stay, just until morning, and I....."
The farmer says, "Well, I can let you sleep in the barn, but you'll have to sleep with my two sons...."
The salesman says, "Sons?! I must be in the wrong joke!"

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Beer Lover


Extra Spicy


Safety Concern


Romantic Husband


Beer Opening 2


Beer Opening


Lady Sitters


Tiger Shark


Inviting Restaurants?


Patent No. 6,293,874


Santa Arrives

A Little Austrian Town ...

Are the residents called Fuckers?
What are the mothers called?
What would you be learning at the Fucking High School ?
Does the Fucking Hospital help you with anything else?
If your friend came from another town, he wouldn't be your Fucking friend.

Pronounced 'fooking' 
The little hamlet of Fucking is named after the man who founded the village in the 6th century. 
His name? Focko.

Sunday, February 14, 2010