Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Monday, April 28, 2008

Firefighter Joke of the day

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look.

That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.

"Thanks" the girl says.

The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

"Little Partner", the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster".

The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

Friends Promo

My Mom said I could!

Fruit Flavored

Boys will be Boys

 

Doggy Style

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever do it doggy style?” asked the one. 
 
“Well… not exactly.” his friend replied, “She’s more into the trick dog aspect of it.”

“Oh, I see, so she’s kinky eh?” he asked curiously. 
 
“Well… not exactly… I sit up and beg, and she rolls over and plays dead.”

Friday, April 25, 2008

The Wrong One

Man1: I'm going to remove my wife's underwear immediately after getting home...
 
Man2: (winking) You seem to be in quiet a mood today... what's the matter?
 
Man1: Oh nothing mate... while rushing to office in the morning I put on her panties instead of my underwear, and it's damn tight, that's why I have to remove it after getting home...

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

A picture is worth a thousand words....

A man's wife decides to go out with her friends on a girls night dancing. He's okay with it, because he gets to watch sports all night.

He hears her stumble into bed around 4am and he laughs knowing she's going to have a monster hangover. He wakes up next morning and goes outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night.

He sighs in relief because it's all in one piece.He then circles the car looking for dents and find none.

But then.... he finds this...










Friday, April 18, 2008