Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Little Janice

Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she
slept through class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me
Janice, who created the universe?" When Janice didn't stir, little
Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her
in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good" and
Janice fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Janice, "Who is our Lord and Saviour."
But, Janice didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came
to the rescue and stuck her again.

"Jesus Christ!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good," and
Janice fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. "What did Eve say to
Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Johnny jabbed her
with the pin.

This time Janice jumped up and shouted, "If you stick me with that thing
one more time, I'll break it in half and stick it up your ass!"

... the teacher fainted!

Saturday, July 03, 2010


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