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UCLA Study

A study worth sharing with friends both male and female:

 

A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on her menstrual cycle.  For example:  if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.  However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his butt while he is on fire.

 

No further studies are expected on this subject.

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For My Brother

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
 
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

 

"Eight," the boy replied.

 

The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"

 

The boy replied, "not exactly, but they aren't for me.  They're for him.  He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either."

 

Heartfelt Apology