What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?
> 100 people who don't do dick.
What do a coffin and a condom have in common?
> They're both filled with stiffs, only one's coming and one's going!
How is a woman like a condom?
> Both spend more time in your wallet than on your pecker.
Why is air a lot like sex?
> Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What does parsley and pubic hair have in common?
> You push it aside and keep on eating!