Friday, February 03, 2006


What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?
> 100 people who don't do dick.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?
> They're both filled with stiffs, only one's coming and one's going!

How is a woman like a condom?
> Both spend more time in your wallet than on your pecker.

Why is air a lot like sex?
> Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

What does parsley and pubic hair have in common?
> You push it aside and keep on eating!

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