Q: What goes clip-clop, clip-clop, bang-bang, bang-bang, clip-clop, clip-clop?
A: An Amish drive by shooting.
Q. How do you scare the s*** out of a man?
A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Q: What do you call a guinea pig with two rolls of duck tape on its back?
A: A slut.
Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
A: Say, "Nice Penis."
1 comment:
One liners are always fun, i'm also a big fan of stand up comedy and this guy is hilarious, if a little odd!!
http://www.reallyfunky.com/file/444-stand-up-comedian.html
take a look...
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