trouble interacting with the villiagers. Finally he corners one of them
and asks why they won't talk to him.
The villiager responds that he has not been initiated as a man. He ask's
what do I have to do?
The villiager says, first you have to drink 2 bottles of Russian Vodka,
then you have to go into a cave and kill a polar bear with your bear
hands, then to seal your induction into manhood you have to make love
for 10 hours straight with one of our women.
The man says he will do it. That night there's a big party to initiate
the stranger. Everyone sits around the fire and they pass him a bottle
of Vodka. He down's about half without much trouble, bet the second half
is much more difficult. Finally he finishes it, and they pass him
another. He finally manages to finish off the second bottle and the
crowd claps and sings. Then he tried to get up but fell over drunk.
The Cheif picks him up and points him in the direction of the polar bear
cave. He staggers over and climbs in. Suddenly there's a huge commotion
from within the cave. Bears growling and him screaming and wailing in
pain. Half an hour later he stumbles out of the cave, Torn to shreds,
bloodied, and half dead. He turns to the crowd and drunkenly says,
"Okeee now where's the woman I gotta kill?"
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