Partial Disability

A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?"
asked the interviewer.

"Yes, I was a marine," responded the applicant.

"Did you see any active duty?"

"I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability."

"May I ask what happened?"

"Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles."

"You're hired. You can start Monday at 10 am."

"When does everyone else start? I don't want any preferential
treatment because of my disability."

"Everyone else starts at 7 am, but I might as well be honest with you.
Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our
balls trying to decide what to do first."