One evening I was thinking I was being funny, And I said to my wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!"
My wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning I took a pair of underwear out of my drawer. "What the Heck is this??" I said to myself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when I shook them out.
"Connie I hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied, "It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'"
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