Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Slim Fast

One evening I was  thinking I was being funny, And I  said to my wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.  Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!"
 
My wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
 
The next morning I took a pair of underwear out of my drawer.  "What the Heck is this??" I said to myself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when I shook them out.
 
"Connie I hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She replied, "It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'"

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