Bar Jokes

 

* So, two guys walked into a bar. Which is really pretty silly, since you'd think that the second guy would have ducked.

* So a three-legged dog walked into a bar, and announced, "I'm looking for the guy that shot my Dad".   ...no, wait... 

 

* A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?" 

 

* A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch. Bartender can't help but notice, but doesn't want to be rude.
After the crowd thins out the bartender says, "Sir, I can't but notice that you have a steering wheel on your crotch. Why?"
And the pirate replied heartily, "Arrrr! Drives me nuts!"