The Mexican

A rich man living in Salt Lake City, Uthh decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Manuel, the only Mexican in the neighbourhood.

He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters and BBQ and flirting. At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in.

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Manuel in the pool!

Manuel was fighting the croc and kicking its arse! Manuel was jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of sh!t, like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Manuel and the croc were screaming and raising hell.

Finally Manuel strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish. Manuel then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, 'Well, Manuel , I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'

Nah, you all right, I don't want it,' said Manuel.

The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you somet hing. You won the bet.'

'How about half a million bucks then?'

'No thanks. I don't want it,' answered Manuel.

The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?

Again Manuel said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well Manuel, then what do you want?'

Manuel said, 'I want the name of the asshole who pushed me in the Pool.'