The Checkup

After a man's checkup, the doctor called his wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.

"Be pleasant at all times. Prepare him lavish meals. Don't burden him with chores. Don't nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.

"If you can do this for the next year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"He said you're going to die."