Sardar's Vasectomy

After having their 11th child, a Sardarji and his wife decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the Sardarji went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

The Sardarji said to the doctor, "I may not be the sharpest, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the Sardarji went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:



"1"





"2"





"3"





"4"





"5"



At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.