Child Benefit

A woman goes to the welfare to register for child benefit.

"How many children?" asks the social worker?

"10" replies the woman.

"10???" says the social worker... "What are their names?"
  
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne"
  
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
  
"Naah..." says the woman, " its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YOUR DINNER'S READY! or WAAYNE, GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..."
  
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed social worker.
  
"Ag, that's easy... I just use their surnames!"