Top Signs About Your Teacher

The Top 9 Signs Your Sex Ed Teacher Has Never Had Sex

9> "The dirty, sinful, nasty thing" isn't a term from the textbook.

8> His advice for avoiding teen pregnancy? "If you see a stork, run!"

7> She goes to Anne Rice conventions, her dream is to touch Fabio's pectorals, and she has more cats than names in her address book.

6> Refers to all sex organs as "the hoo-ha."

5> "But we're not birds or bees, so we don't do that... that... thing!"

4> Keeps trying to plug film projector into wrong end of extension cord.

3> She tends to say "theoretically" and "according to researchers" a lot in her lectures.

2> All the diagrams she uses seem to have been torn from the owner's manual of a 1974 Volkswagen Beetle.

And the Number 1 Sign Your Sex Ed Teacher Has Never Had Sex...

1> "Now this is a picture of the male genit-- OH DEAR GOD!"