A picture is worth a thousand words....

A man's wife decides to go out with her friends on a girls night dancing. He's okay with it, because he gets to watch sports all night.

He hears her stumble into bed around 4am and he laughs knowing she's going to have a monster hangover. He wakes up next morning and goes outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night.

He sighs in relief because it's all in one piece.He then circles the car looking for dents and find none.

But then.... he finds this...