Doggy Style

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever do it doggy style?” asked the one. 

 

“Well… not exactly.” his friend replied, “She’s more into the trick dog aspect of it.”

“Oh, I see, so she’s kinky eh?” he asked curiously. 

 

“Well… not exactly… I sit up and beg, and she rolls over and plays dead.”