Friday, February 20, 2009

Things Not To Say In Bed


* Hurry up, the game's about to start.

* You're so much like your sister . . .

* Your best friend does it much better.

* Stop moaning, you sound so stupid.

* Of course you can't be on top, you're too fat, you'll kill me!

* It's OK honey, I can just imagine that it's bigger.

* (phone rings) Hello? Oh nothing much. You? Just hanging around.

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