Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Necro- what?

A man was brought before the judge and charged with NECROPHILIA (making love to a dead person)

The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the jail keys in the toilet?"

The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:

1. It's none of your damn business;
2. She was my wife; and.....
3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"
 
SO LADIES TRY TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING THE GAME.

GUYS, IF A LADY IS NOT MOVING, STOP IMMEDIATELY AND CHECK IF SHE IS ALIVE.

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