Wednesday, November 19, 2008

A New Illness

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well . 
 
'What's the matter?' he asks.
 
'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice.
 
'What the hell is anal glaucoma?'
 
'I just can't see my ass coming into work today.

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