Reasons why a gun is better than a woman

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you  try it out a few times.

 

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a  backup.

 

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

 

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

 

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

 

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

 

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

 

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman...

 

#1. You can buy a silencer for a gun.