Friday, March 20, 2009

Ten Phrases to Make Your Wife a Widow

1. Hey honey can your sister join us on the honeymoon?

2. We need to get you some of those implants.

3. You need to get my mom to teach you how to cook.

4. No dear, a gallon tub of ice cream is not a single serving.

5. Why aren't you as flexible as that ice skater?

6. Nah those don't make you look fat, but they do remind me of two hogs in a gunny sack. 
 
7. When you're done scrubbing the floor, come rub my back. 

8. I was just rubbing sunblock on her. 
 
9. You should really put on some make up. 
 
10. You need to do sit ups.

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