One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, while questioning him about his life, she asked him how
he had sex
"Whats sex ?" he asked.
She explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said "Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong! I will show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and spread her legs wide.
"Here" she said, "you can put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, stepped closer and then gave Jane a horrific kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony..
Eventually she managed to grasp, "What the hell did you do that for?"
"Tarzan not stupid first check for bees."
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