Friday, November 11, 2005

Protection

Manpreet Singh of the Merchant Navy, fresh from his training on safety at sea was on his first trip to New York. He went to a bar and ordered a drink.

A few minutes later, a beautiful blonde sat down next to him and started coming on to him. Soon she invited him back to her place. Overcome with excitement, Preet agreed and accompanied the blonde in her car with his bag.

When they got to the bedroom, Preet exclaimed, "Wow! A waterbed, I've never had sex on a waterbed before."

Soon they were both naked and were about to go at it. The blonde stopped him and said, "Before we go any further, don't you think you should put on some protection?"

"Good idea, Honey" he said. He got up, walked out of the room to get his bag and came back wearing a bright orange life jacket.

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