Apartment Rent

A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night with her for eight hundred thousand. So they do what is worth eight waya yacho.  

Before he leaves, "Darling I don't have any cash now, but I will write a cheque a mail it to you calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT'"

On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the prize. So he writes a cheque for two hundred thousand and enclosed the following typed note:

Dear Madam,

Enclosed you will find a cheque of two hundred thousand for the rent of your apartment. I'm not sending the amount agreed upon becoz when I rented the apartment I had the impression that:  

                1) it had never been occupied
                2) that there was plenty of heat
                3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.

However I have found that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat and that it was extemely too large that you could easily get lost inside.

Upon receipt of the note the girl immediately returned the cheque and enclosed the following note:

Dear Sir,

First of all, I don't understand how! you would expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. There is plenty of heat in the apartment only that you don't know how to turn it on.

Regarding the space Sir, the apartment is indeed of regular size. You see if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the landlady.

Please send the rent in full or I will be forced to contact your present landlady!