The Doctor's Funeral

A funeral was held for a cardiologist. At the parlor, a big heart was in
front of the casket.

At the end of the eulogies, the big heart open up and swallowed the
casket.

A person sitting in the back began to laugh. Everyone turned around to
look at him. "Well," he said, "I was just wondering what it would be
like at my funeral. I am a gynecologist."

That's when the proctologist fainted.