A family was traveling on vacation when they came across a petting zoo. The children asked if they could stop, and the parents said okay. At the zoo, they saw and touched many animals and had a great time.
While driving to their next vacation stop the father noticed the kids playing with something. He asked, "What have you kids got back there?"
The children then produced a very cute baby skunk. The father was horrified because he realized that they had taken this skunk from the zoo. To teach his kids a lesson he told them that if they got caught they could go to jail for this.
While he was reprimanding his children, he hadn't noticed that he was speeding and had just gone through a speed trap. When the police car came after him he thought that they must have found out about the skunk and that was why they were stopping him.
"Kids!" the father exclaimed, "please, not a word about the skunk!"Handing the skunk to his wife, he addressed her, saying, "Honey,please hide this little bugger 'til the cops are gone. Maybe they don't know after all, and I sure don't want to find out the hard way!"
She said, "But where am I going to hide it?"
"Just stuff it under your dress and make sure he doesn't wiggle around or anything," the father hurriedly replied, watching the police officer stepping out of the car.
She said, "But it stinks!"
The father replied, "Well, can't you just hold his little nose?"
While driving to their next vacation stop the father noticed the kids playing with something. He asked, "What have you kids got back there?"
The children then produced a very cute baby skunk. The father was horrified because he realized that they had taken this skunk from the zoo. To teach his kids a lesson he told them that if they got caught they could go to jail for this.
While he was reprimanding his children, he hadn't noticed that he was speeding and had just gone through a speed trap. When the police car came after him he thought that they must have found out about the skunk and that was why they were stopping him.
"Kids!" the father exclaimed, "please, not a word about the skunk!"Handing the skunk to his wife, he addressed her, saying, "Honey,please hide this little bugger 'til the cops are gone. Maybe they don't know after all, and I sure don't want to find out the hard way!"
She said, "But where am I going to hide it?"
"Just stuff it under your dress and make sure he doesn't wiggle around or anything," the father hurriedly replied, watching the police officer stepping out of the car.
She said, "But it stinks!"
The father replied, "Well, can't you just hold his little nose?"
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