Things you will never hear a man say!

• I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.



• I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.



• Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again.



• I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed. Maybe I should tell her.



• No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn.



• Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines, I don't look at them anymore.



• I understand.



• This movie has too much nudity.



• Damn, we're late for church.



• No. I don't want to see your sister's tits.



• Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.



• Put some panties on, for Christ's sake!