Monday, December 27, 2004

Wrong Gift

For a wedding present Brambilla gave his son Aldo two hundred dollars.Two weeks after he asked him, "What-a you do with-a the money?"

"I bought a wristwatch, papa," said the boy.

"Stupido!" cried his father. "You should-a bought a rifle!"

"A rifle?! What for?"

"Suppose-a some day you come-a home and find a man sleeping with your wife-a," explained the father. "What-a you gonna do? Wake him up-a and tell-a him what-a time it is-a?"

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