Monday, January 16, 2006

Burgers and Donuts

A little old lady sat down at the luncheonette counter and ordered a hamburger.

The huge, sweaty guy behind the counter bellowed, "One burger!" Then he grabbed a hunk of chopped meat, stuffed it into his bare armpit, pumped his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and then tossed it onto the grill.

The old lady said, "That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen!"

The cashier said, "Really? You should be here in the morning when he makes the donuts!"

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