Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Golf, Anyone?

A young woman in shorts has been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffers a bee sting. Her pain is so intense that she decides to return to the clubhouse for help, and to lay a complaint.

The club golf pro sees her come storming into the clubhouse and asks, "Why are you back off the fairways so soon? Is something wrong?"

"Yes! I was stung by a bee", she says.

"Where", he asks concerned.

"Between the first and second hole", she replies.

He nods knowingly and says, "Then your stance is too wide."

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