Sunday, January 22, 2006

Look Before You Leap

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to see a gynaecologist. The doctor takes one good look at this woman and his professionalism is a thing of the past. Right away he tells her to undress.

After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does it, he says to the woman: "Do you know what I`m doing?”

"Yes," she says, "you`re checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."

"Correct," says the doctor.

He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I`m doing now", he says.

"Yes," says the woman, "you`re checking for any lumps or breast cancer."

"That`s right," replies the doctor. He then gradually proceeds to having sexual intercourse with her.

"Do you know," he pants "what I`m doing now?"

"Yes," she says. "You`re getting herpes."

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