Defintions of a Bachelor

• One who avoids Bride-Eyed women.


• One who believes in Life, Liberty and the Happiness of Pursuit.


• One who believes in Wine, Women and So-Long.


• One who believes that one can live as cheaply as two.


• One who can forget his mistakes.


• One who can get into bed from either side.


• One who can go fishing anytime, until he gets hooked.


• One who can have a girl on his knee without having her onhis hands.


• One who can leave his socks and wallet lying around the house.


• One who can tell his symptoms to his Doctor without havinghis wife interrupt.


• One who can't be Spouse-Broken.


• One who can't stand the strain of a wife.


• One who cheated some woman out of a divorce.


• One who doesn't have to leave the party when he starts havinga good time.


• One who failed to embrace his opportunities


• One who is a free male.


• One who is allergic to Wedding cakes.


• One who is Foot-Loose and Family-Free.


• One who is known as a Dame Dropper.


• One who is not missing anything in life except a few buttons on his shirt.


• One who knows all the ankles.


• One who knows how to hold a woman's hand so that she doesn'tget a grip on him.


• One who knows if he has a steady girl on the string he may windup on a leash.


• One who knows more about Women than Men. That's why he is a Bachelor.


• One who leans toward a woman but not far enough to fall.


• One who likes his Girl Friend just the way she is...Single!!!!


• One who looks, but does not leap.


• One who never chases a woman he couldn't out run.


• One who never knows whom the next kiss is coming from.


• One who never makes the same mistake once.


• One who never met a girl he couldn't live without.


• One who never Mrs. Anything.


• One who never says, "I'll Give You A Ring Tomorrow!"


• One who plays the game of love and manages to retain his amateur standing.


• One who prefers ripe tomatoes with little dressing.


• One who thinks he is a thing of Beauty and a Boy forever.


• One who travels fastest in a parked car.


• One who tries to avoid the issue.


• One who usually has his hands full trying to loosen a woman's grip.


• One who wakes up in the morning with all of the blankets.


• One who washes only one set of dishes.


• One who when a girl asks him for a Diamond Ring, he turns Stone-Deaf.


• One who when he opens the window in his apartment, moredust blows out than in.


• One who won't take `Yes' for an answer.


• One who would rather change girls than change their names.


• One who would rather cook his own goose.


• One who would rather have a woman on his mind than onhis neck.


• One who would rather mend his socks than his ways.